帥哥微笑—>陽光, 醜男微笑—>猥瑣
帥哥對自己微笑—>討厭, 醜男對自己微笑—>變態
帥哥留鬚—>不羈, 醜男留鬚—>不修邊幅
帥哥看書—>斯文, 醜男看書—>書呆子
帥哥做運動—>活力, 醜男做運動—>減肥
帥哥睡著了—>可愛, 醜男睡著了—>懶惰
帥哥口甜舌滑—>風趣, 醜男口甜舌滑—>流氓
帥哥一言不發—>冷酷, 醜男一言不發—>自閉
帥哥對女士禮讓—>風度, 醜男對女士禮讓—>不安好心眼
帥哥耍温柔—>體貼, 醜男耍温柔—>娘娘腔
帥哥裝豪邁—>男人味, 醜男裝豪邁—>粗漢一名
帥哥放了個屁—>一定是旁邊那個醜男幹的!
帥哥的頭髮被風吹起—>瀟灑, 醜男的頭髮被風吹起—>頭皮別飄過來!
帥哥拒絕了自己—>感到惋惜, 醜男拒絕了自己—>死同性戀

 

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